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yung-ninetales:

M.I.A. - Paper Planes

"Pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bongs. Runnin when we hit em, lethal poison for the system"

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale)

vinegod:

DID HE FIND THEM?!?! by Gio Volpe

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

mashamorevna:

ANCIENT HYMNS: a rather sappy mix for ancient greek tragedies and doomed romances. (LISTEN)

001. distortion mx - a knight’s lullaby, 002. dysposium - ancient hymns, 003. synthetic epiphany ft. coma - icarus, 004. hans zimmer - injection, 005. chelsea wolfe - feral love, 006. shiny toy guns - if i lost you, 007. alexandre desplat - lilly’s theme, 008. eels - i need some sleep, 009. chelsea wolfe - lone

"Dylan O’Brien just hugged a fan who broke down crying. He gave her his name tag."

(Source: holland-roden)

thecinematichipster:

pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

I need to riff on this with some friends… Or fellow critics.